Saturday, July 30, 2005

Week Ended

This week has come to an end..haiz..another week gone..

This week quite tire. Quite relax..but abit stress at my CCAs..but my CCAs still ROCK!!

Yesterday...FINALLY saw KaiLing..so happy!! Missed her so much..trainings with her is so fun!!Yesterday the NetBaLL training was like the best training I ever had since school reopen..so..ya..very enjoyable..

However, yesterday also got NPCC training..I went there at 2.40pm cos need to rush finish my composition..then went away to 3.05pm..For those who think I lied cos I said I will leave at 3.30pm..but my training starts at 3.30!! I need to rest..I am not a robot!! that's why i left at 3.05pm..

After I left for Netball, NPCC(sec2) had camp craft test..and mi not there so i will be doing the retest..haizz..

NPCC is the G.O.H for the national day parade! Weehee!! Must not let this place go to SJAB again!!Mm! haha..

Let's get back to NetBaLL...now then I realised that NEXT SATURDAY IS THE NETBALL COMPETITION!!! I thought still have 3 more weeks then is the competition...haha...and the one of the matches is playing against with my good friend, Qing Yun's, school!! OH MY GOD!! 1st time sia..haha..

As for today, nothing much except shot in 100 balls!!! It maybe exaggerating..but it is true..Marianne and I put in 100 balls each!! But very tired after it..haha

After a tiring week, thought tomorrow can rest..but too bad..haiz..tomorrow need to go out and do the survey..haizz..Don't do, later teacher coming after my group...and I don't wish to..I AM STRESS ENOUGH!!

NEXT WHOLE WEEK IS GONNA BE A VERY BUSY WEEK!! NOPE OF THE DAYS CAN GO HOME BEFORE 3!!! No choice but to do so..haizz..but what's the best is the Netball competition,
Hope this time can produce better result!! All the best to the whole NETBALL team..Jia You!!

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Thanks

Thank you Sir Jeremy..Thanks for helping us! I really appreciate it!..Thanks

Today went late for NPCC training because my class went for a visit to Ulu Pandan Incineration Plant..We get a chance to see how rubbish are burn and the processes of how the heat from the burning is used..

At NPCC training, today quite relaxing..No scolding..PT quite easy..Sir Jeremy, Thanks... And got 1 new sir (don't know how to address him)..he look abit like Sir Soon Sim..haha

Can't wait for tomorrow to see KaiLing again!!! I always look forward for Thursday cos of
NETBALL!! NETBALL ROCKS!!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Lame Joke: Multi Purpose Card

Lame Joke: Multi Purpose Card
A likely scenario when ordering a simple pizzas in the not-too-distant future...

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...

Customer: Hello, can I order...

Operator: Can I have your multi purpose card number first, sir?

Customer: It's..eh..hold on....6102049998-45-54610

Operator: Ok..You are...Mr Lim and you are calling from 17 Jalau Kayu. Your home no. is 40942366, your office no. is 76452302 and your mobile no. is 0142662566. Which no. are you calling from now, sir?

Customer: Home! How did you get all my phone no.?

Operator: We are connected to the system, sir.

Customer: May I order your Seafood Pizza...

Operator: That's not a good idea, sir.

Customer: How come?

Operator: According to your medical reports, you have high blood pressure even have higher cholesterol level, sir.

Customer: What do you recommend then?

Operator: Try our low fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.

Customer: How do you know for sure?

Operator: You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the national library last week, sir.

Customer: Ok, I give up...Give me three family size one then. How much will that cost?

Operator: That should be enough for your family of 10. The total is $49.99.

Customer: Can I pay by credit card?

Operator: records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today.

Customer: Nevermind, just send the pizzas. I'll have cash ready. How long does it gonna take I'm afraid you have to pay by cash, sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you own your bank $3720.55 since October last year. That's not including your late payment charges for your housing loan, sir.

Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guys arrive.

Operator: You can't, sir. Based on the anyway?

Operator: 45 minutes, sir. But if you can't wait, you can always come and collect in your motorcycle...

Customer: What!!!

Operator: According to the details in the system, you own a scooter...registration no. is E1123.

Customer: *'!*%**%^I7*

Operator: Better watch your language, sir. Remember 15th July 2078, you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator: Is there anything else, sir?

Customer: Nothing... By the way...Aren't you giving me that 3 bottles of cola as advertised?

Operator:
We normally would, sir, but based on your record, you also diabetic...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Lame Joke: Names to Avoid

Lame Joke: Names to Avoid

Lee Sum Wan: Can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Sori: Yes, you could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: I am Sum Wan and I want to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!

Mr Sori: I know you are someone and want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well, just tell Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look! If no one is injured and no one is sent to the hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: I am Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori:
I am Sori!

Lee Sum Wan: I don't like your tone Mr and I don't care. Give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I am Sori! I am Sori! I am SORI!! You didn't even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told you before, I am Sum Wan! Sum Wan!! You better be careful. My father is Sum Buddy and my uncle holds a very big position in the CO. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori:
Oh, I am so scared(sarcastically). Look, I don't care about your uncle, he is nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt and he doesn't work there.

Mr Sori: Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts screws everybody and I also know not everybody works here!! Jeez!!

Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr Sori:
I don't know which one is your sis! Why in god's name you think I do? Look like I got work to do and I am feeling mischievous, I'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying,"Attention! Someone called and said anyone's brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry, no one got injured and no one was sent to hospital anyway. The father maybe some buddy but if you're their uncle, you're no buddy. How bout that?

Toot...toot...toot......

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Finally

I have decided very long before I start this blog..this week isn't very good for me..

This week seriously horrible..lack of sleep, received bad news, very blur...haiz..

Wed..Sir Jeremy said that starting from next week, every thursday got npcc training..this CRASH with my netball training whereby competition is round the corner.. Although I can leave at 3.30pm for my netball but i want to hav my own early training to improve my skills!!! And campcraft is so tiring.. Juz 1 hr of it can kill me..(Npcc training start at 2.30pm). When so tired very hard to play netball!!! Grrrrr...

Wed after npcc, need to rush for art...I rushed till 1.30am in the morning then slp and by 6 need to wake up..On thursday I was seriously tired.. Half sleeping in class.. Due to lack of sleep..I was "blur", can't listen properly.. Training on thursday was so tiring... teaching the sec 1 was such a horiible thing..Not that the sec 1 are bad..is tt i m tired alr and still have to teach..the feeling is very horrible..After the netball training, have lots of homework to do..the hardest to do is Maths... Firstly I don't understand what Mr Chia is trying to say, Secondly I am very tired alr..then very hard to do my homework..Grrr..

Fri finally can study better.. lessons mainly do test go through some simple stuffs like mcq..so no need much energy to concentrate...and best, school ends early!!

Hope next week can be better!!