Lame Joke: Names to Avoid

Lame Joke: Names to Avoid

Lee Sum Wan: Can I speak to Annie Wan?

Mr Sori: Yes, you could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori: You are talking someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan: I am Sum Wan and I want to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!

Mr Sori: I know you are someone and want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan: Well, just tell Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori: Look! If no one is injured and no one is sent to the hospital from the accident, that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori: I am Sori.

Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori: I am Sori!

Lee Sum Wan: I don't like your tone Mr and I don't care. Give me your name!

Mr Sori: Look lady, I told you already I am Sori! I am Sori! I am SORI!! You didn't even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan: I told you before, I am Sum Wan! Sum Wan!! You better be careful. My father is Sum Buddy and my uncle holds a very big position in the CO. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori: Oh, I am so scared(sarcastically). Look, I don't care about your uncle, he is nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan: No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt and he doesn't work there.

Mr Sori: Like I said, I don't care which one of your aunts screws everybody and I also know not everybody works here!! Jeez!!

Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr Sori: I don't know which one is your sis! Why in god's name you think I do? Look like I got work to do and I am feeling mischievous, I'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying,"Attention! Someone called and said anyone's brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry, no one got injured and no one was sent to hospital anyway. The father maybe some buddy but if you're their uncle, you're no buddy. How bout that?

Toot...toot...toot......